I-S-O-Y

Aking inalam ang mga dahilan ng ibat-ibang tao kung bakit sila naninigarilyo, at base sa impormasyong aking nakalap ang mga sumusunod ang nangungunang dahilan:

Ang pagyoyosi o ang pagpapanggap magyosi ay hindi lang dulot ng peer pressure (o beer pressure) ito ay malupit na susi para magkaroon ang isang tao ng malalim na excuse para tumambay, tumingin sa kawalan at huminga ng malalim!!!

YOSI... is the most affordable COMFORT COMMODITY in the market. Tumaas ng P0.50 ang ilang yosi... pero pinakamura pa rin sya.

I smoke when I am thinking thoroughly
I smoke when I am under pressure
I smoke when I am stressed
I smoke before, during and after a heavy work
I smoke when I have to do something quickly
I smoke to boost my energy
I smoke to toughen myself
I smoke when I feel anxious
I smoke when I feel shy in front of others
I smoke when I feel lonely
I smoke when I am frustrated
I smoke when i am mad
I smoke to let my feelings out
I smoke when I am reflecting
I smoke to relax
I smoke to accompany fellow smokers
I smoke more than the usual when I am drunk
I smoke whenever I want to imagine I am a dragon breathing fire

its just between me and the yosi..

Naging close kami nung college crush ko dahil sa pagyoyosi

Nagyosi ako sa corridor ng skul at nagkaroon ng memo dahil sa pagyoyosi

Naging okay kami ng titser pa ako nun dahil sa pagyoyosi

Nahuli ako ng MMDA na nagtapon ng cigarette butt sa may Edsa Shangrila dahil sa pagyoyosi. Pinadalhan ako ng sulat sa bahay at may RA violation chorva daw ako dahil sa pagyoyosi. Papasakan daw ng sigarilyo ng kapatid ko ang lahat ng butas sa katawan ko dahil sa pagyoyosi. Ipinangako kong hindi ko ititigil ang paninigarilyo dahil yun lang pala ang magiging daan para pansinin ako ng pamilya ko

Nilapitan ako ng first boyfriend ko para manghiram ng lighter dahil sa pagyoyosi

Minsan may nakilala, syempre pa dahil sa pagyoyosi

Kwento-kwento.. papansin lang… dahil sa pagyoyosi

Nagkaroon ng dahilan para mas lalong magpapansin at iyon ay dahil sa pagyoyosi

Kaloka.. O tara Yosi Break Muna!

Dilemma

In most relationships, the time to say goodbye usually arrives at one point or another, (especially when it comes to same gender relationships) with your “ex”, you've collected memoirs that will either make you laugh or cry, and it's time to take your experiences, put them in your back pocket and move on. But somewhere on the road of parting ways couples feel the need to promise to stay friends -- which ultimately leads to more broken promises.

Even though it would make things a lot easier in the dating world, relationships rarely see mutual breakup. One person is usually the heartbreaker, while the other mulls over the breakup for weeks, even months. It's never easy to break up with someone you've shared good times with (and even if they were bad times, they were still times).

But the person who does the breaking up feels like less of a bad guy by offering that sense of truce: the infamous line “It's not you, it's me. We can still be friends.”. This peace offering of friendship provides the dumper with the solace of knowing they aren't such a horrible person because they still want to be friends with their ex.

Not only does it give the dumper the relieve of knowing they are not monsters, but by wanting to remain friends, it also allows the dumper to feel that their former lover will still be in their life, and they won't have to miss having them around.

So now the dumper can move on with their life with ease, and with the enjoyment of having coffee with their former mate every so often. The person who got dumped, however, has the pleasure of being constantly reminded of the person who ripped out their heart when they receive friendly messages and e-mail.

So, can you ever be friends with your ex? Does it have to be all-or-nothing?

Let me share you this:

Some of you are able to go back from being in love with someone to being friends with them.

I find it amazing.

I applaud you if you can do that.

It must take so much work, but if you just hang in there, forget all the harsh words you said during the break up, you might just go back to being really good friends.

Buuuuuuullll-fucking-shit!

At least for me. Where does the love go?

All the dinner dates, calling each other beautiful, being inside of each other, promises, all the unfinished business.

How do you back from love to hate and then back to friends?

You’ve licked every inch of my body.

I’ve tasted your tongue for hours on end.

We said our “I love you”s. Where does the love go? Or was it not love?

How can we suddenly be friends?

To be present at your birthday party with your new boyfriend next to you.

To visit our favorite restaurant and ordering the dish we used to share.

To watch a movie next to my friend, someone who used to swallow my cum.

No, thanks.

I think we’re better off as…what we were before we met.

I just can’t be friends with my ex.

It really depends on a person…. I think!

Pa Pick-Up

Pick-Up Lines
A one-line come on that can sometimes be effective, but usually comes off as cheesy and stupid.
*Urban Dictionary

I was browsing the net when I clicked this link about pick-up lines. Natatawa ako kasi someone told me na magaling daw ako sa mga cheesy na banat. LoL

Sharing you some of the Cheesiest Pick-up lines….

1. Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2. I'm a bee, can you be my honey?
3. May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita.
4. Papupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.
5. Are you a dictionary? Cause you add meaning to my life.
6. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
7. I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
8. Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
9. Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon, pag naging akin ka.
10. Meralco ka ba? Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark.
11. Bangin ka ba? Nahulog kasi ako sa'yo.
12. May butas ba yang puso mo? Natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out.
13. Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can't smile without you.
14. Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now.
15. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
16. Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin.
17. Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
18. May lisensya ka ba? Coz you're driving me crazy.
19. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.
20. Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
21. Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, "LUCKY ME."
22. Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you.
23. Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako, eh di MATCH tayo.
24. Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.
25. Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal.
26. Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.
27. Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Cause i feel perfect beside you.
28. May mapa ka ba diyan? Para alam ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.
29. Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino? "Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko."
30. Di ka ba nahihirapan sa sitwasyon natin? Hanggang friends na lang ba tayo?
31. Pagod ka na noh? Maghapon ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.
32. Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop. Bagay tayo! Bagay!
33. Minamalat na nanaman puso ko. Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo!
34. Uy papicture tayo para ma-develop tayo!
35. Can I take your picture? Coz i want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas!
36. Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!
37. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
38. Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away!
39. Sana T na lang ako, para I'm always next to U.
40. Aanhin pa ang alak kung sa akin pa lang, tinatamaan na sila.
41. Siguro magaling kang mag-CPR kasi napatibok mo ulit ang puso ko!
42. Camera ka ba? Kasi you make me smile.
43. Noong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA. I CANT MOVE ON!
44. You're like dandruff. I can't get you out of my head.
45. Eraser ka ba? Kasi binura mo ang masasamang ala-ala ko.
46. Pwede ba kitang maging driver? Para ikaw na magpatakbo ng buhay ko.
47. BOY: Is this seat taken? GIRL: NO, and so am I.
48. Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you're the BOMB baby!
49. Excuse me, alam mo ba kung anong oras na? Tumigil kasi ang mundo nang makita kita.
50. Nasaan ka kagabi? Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko.
51. Nasa impyerno na ba ako? Coz you're so HOT!
52. Gusto ko nang mamatay, para makasama na ang anghel na tulad mo!
53. Hindi ka ba napapagod, kasi kanina ka pa takbo ng takbo sa utak ko.
54. Napaos na naman ako sa kakasigaw ng pangalan mo.
55. Uy, question? Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit? Coz I'm planning to save all my love for you.
56. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.
57. Oi bukas sisingilin na kita ng renta ha, kasi matagal ka ng nakatira sa puso ko.
58. Excuse me. Kung dederetsuhin ko ba ang daan na ito, dederetcho ba ito sa puso mo?
59. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzles noh? Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko binubuo mo na.
60. Exam ka ba? Kasi gustong gusto na kitang i-take home eh.
61. Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso. Dalawa na lang daw ang option: either ICU or you see me.
62. Ibibili kita ng salbabida, kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.
63. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight, o gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?
64. Kung bola ka at ako ang player, mashoo-shoot ba kita? Hindi, kasi lagi kitang mamimiss.
65. Wag kang maooffend ha, pero sa tingin ko, magnanakaw ang mga magulang mo. Ninakaw lahat ng bituin sa langit at inilagay sa mga mata mo.
66. Ms., Cardiologist ka ba? Pwede mo po bang alagaan ang puso ko?
67. Nakakatakot di ba ang multo? Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

Breakfast

I enjoyed the breakfast with Team Jhonald and John held at Dampa Parañaque, yesterday (31 July 2010).

Actually Restday ko nung ginanap ang Group hang-out na ito. Pero dahil malapit lang sa amin ang Dampa, super Go naman ako. (Take note, galing akong Merville at nag overnight sa house ng friend ko) I so love seafoods kasi at ilang araw na din akong nagkecrave sa Baked Tahong Yum-Yum.

Pagdating na pagdating ko sa Venue pinakanta ako agad sa Videoke at gaya ng inaasahan kinanta ko na naman ang national anthem at walang kamatayang kanta ng buhay ko na “Shower Me with Your Love” ewan ko ba, Applauded at kulang na lang mag Standing O and audience (chos, ambisyosa). I so love to sing that song, siguro nga at the back of my mind eh longing pa din akong may mag shower sakin ng over pouring love. (May Kilala ka ba? LoL). Daming pagkain, at long table mode ang drama namin sa pinareserve na resto (sosyal). Andami pang natirang Food at iniuwi ni Pareng Daffy (special mention talaga siya sa Blog ko).

After kumain, Kantahan ulit na tumagal lang ng Dalawang kanta, lahat ay nainis sa dysfunctional na microphone, na pati mismo si kuyang may-ari ay sinukuang gawin! Bwisit, panira ng event. Kaya nagkayayaan ng umuwi at wititit na ang Pagnomo.

Damage to my Wallet (sabi nga ni Joar)—very minimal!

P.S.
I will definitely miss working with this team. Saya, adopted lang kasi ako sa team na ito at hindi naman ako nahirapang pakisamahan silang lahat.

Next rotation ibang team naman uli. Team ng mga “BEKIMON” where I truly belong! Tama? Loves it!